Wednesday, January 23, 2019

A Day in the Desert - Barker Dam Trail and Pioneertown

The weather in Southern California never quite realizes it's Autumn until Thanksgiving day. Even then, sweaters and boots are usually wishful thinking. It's already November, but the weather here is still perfect for a day at the beach or the mountains. But there is another place that's perfect for a fall day trip: the desert.

California is home to Joshua Tree National Park, where the Mojave Desert and Colorado Desert meet. In the summertime, triple digit heat makes a trip to the park more than uncomfortable, it can be dangerous. In the fall, however, temperatures drop to the mid 70's during the day, making this the perfect time to camp or even pass through on a day trip. And if a hike in the desert isn't enticing enough, Joshua Tree National Park is only about 12 miles away from Pioneertown. Built in 1946, Pioneertown was constructed as a filming set for western movies. Although the makeshift ghost town is still used for filming, it's buildings are also used as stores for passing tourists. The town has become a popular spot for visitors on their way to and from the Coachella music festival. 

For this entry, I stopped by Pioneertown for lunch at Pappy & Harriet's, a popular bar and restaurant known for it's live shows and famous musicians who have been spotted hanging around. After lunch I headed to Joshua Tree National Park for a hike to Barker Dam and the only petroglyph site the park advertises. The beer was cold, the weather was perfect, and the sunset views were stunning! 

The original plan was to stop at Pappy & Harriet's for dinner after a day of hiking. What I didn't realize was how popular this place is, especially on a Saturday night. When I called to make reservations they were full, and I was advised the wait for a table is usually 45 minutes on Saturday night. Now, plenty of people will wait longer for less, but I'm not one of them. So I came for lunch, and since my hiking partner was running behind meeting me at Joshua Tree anyway, it worked out perfect. I got there at noon, and there was a wait for a table, but some seats at the bar were still open.

Pappy & Harriet's in Pioneertown

Although they serve cocktails, a beer just sounded perfect, so that was my selection. Their drinks are served in mason jars, and although many will say the mason jar is an overdone trend, I still love it (also, I would bet Pappy & Harriet's was doing this before it was a hipster trend). I had a blue cheese burger, and my friend had a chili dog with mac n cheese. If there's any "must try" item here, it's definitely the mac n cheese! Gooey, cheesy, everything mac n cheese should be.

Good food, good beer

It's hard to go wrong with beer and mac n cheese, but the real draw to Pappy & Harriet's is the vibe. If tattooed waitresses, rock and roll, and vintage records used as decor are your thing, this is the place to be. They have artists performing almost every weekend, and if a band you really like happens to be playing here, do not miss it! The stage is ground level, and the venue isn't huge, so you'll have a chance to experience the show in a small, intimate gathering. Check their website to see their upcoming shows.

Pappy and Harriet's Wall of Fame

Very cool bottle wall

Sorry fellas, this art can only be seen in the ladies room

After lunch we headed to Joshua Tree National Park, for a short hike to Barker Dam and the chance to see some petroglyphs. We got to the trail head around 3 pm, and the weather was absolutely perfect; 70 degrees with a few clouds and a slight breeze. Early November is a great time for exploring this scenic desert. Barker Dam Trail is around 1.5 miles round trip, with minimal elevation gain, making it a great hike for families and people of all fitness levels. The parking lot at the trail head fills up quickly, but there's plenty of places to park on the side of the road.

The well marked trailhead

The week before our trip, Joshua Tree experienced some rare, heavy rains, so we got to see the reservoir full of water, and surrounded by some grass and shrubs. We sat and enjoyed the scenery for a while, taking in the small oasis in the desert. We didn't see any of the desert wildlife that often pass through and stop for water, but we talked to a family hiking by that did see a tarantula hanging out under a nearby rock.

It's rare to see so much water in the reservoir

When you've finished taking in the reservoir, head left over the boulders to see the dam itself. Barker Dam was built in 1900, then raised in 1949. The Keys family, who seem to be the ones who raised the dam in 1949, left the following inscription:

Big Horn Dam - 1949

View of the dam

From the dam, you will see signs pointing back to the loop trail. The next section of the trail will take you past some of the large Joshua trees that give the park it's name. It's only a short walk down this section of trail before you will see a sign pointing to the petroglyphs. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find much information about the history of these petroglyphs, such as which tribe made them or how old they are estimated to be. Some of the petroglyphs have no coloring, but some are brightly painted on the rock. If they look out of place, it's because they are - those petroglyphs were painted over in the 1960's. The rumor is that Disney was shooting a movie in Joshua Tree, "Chico, the Misunderstood Coyote", and felt the petrogylphs would make for a better background of the movie if they were painted brighter. While I'm sure it did look better on film, maybe next time just create a fake background instead of vandalizing?

"Color enhanced" petroglyphs


After you pass the petroglyphs, the rest of the trail is a short, level walk back to the parking lot. Overall, we spent an hour and half completing this trail (most of that was spent enjoying the view at the resevior) and saw a lot of the sites that make Joshua Tree famous. If you're passing through the park, Barker Dam Trail is a must see!

Interesting tree trunk along the trail

Perfect weather and perfect views

You can see more photos from this trip on my instagram page, @theboozybackpacker and if you have a place I should visit, email me at theboozybackpacker@gmail.com.






Monday, September 24, 2018

Utah Bars, Breweries, and Odd Drinking Laws

It's been well over a month since I got back from my Utah camping trip, but I have been slightly in denial about that fact. This past weekend I decided to accept that camping season is indeed over, and go through the "coming home" routine. You know; unpacking all the camping gear from the car, downloading all the photos you took, finally washing the comforting smell of campfire from your favorite flannel shirt... I'm not the only one who holds onto that, right?

Yes, fall weather is creeping in, Halloween decorations are going up, and the summer camping season is over. And there are some exciting things coming up; I'll be doing a two day hike up San Gorgonio mountain at the end of the month, and several Oktoberfest events are coming to Southern California, so keep an eye out for those posts! In the meantime, let's reminisce about summer one last time.

I've talked a bit about my time in Zion, but this is The Boozy Backpacker, so let's talk about some places to stop for a drink in Southern Utah. And when I say "some places", I mean "the only places I found", because Utah sure lacks an abundance of places to drink (Southern Utah does, anyway). This may have something to do with the strict state laws that determine how alcohol can be sold and served, but we'll get into that shortly.

After our first day of hiking in Zion National Park, my friend and I drove into town hungry, tired, and ready to kick back. So when we passed Zion Pizza and Noodle Co. in Springdale, we were instantly sold. The restaurant is set in an old church, and aside from tasty pizza and pasta dishes, they also have a beer garden, which gave us a chance to sample beers from breweries in Northern Utah that we wouldn't have a chance to stop at.

I went to the cashier, ordered food for my friend and I, and went back to our table. A few minutes later, my friend went to order a beer. That's when our first surprise came - the cashier told her, sorry, can't sell you alcohol by itself, state law says you have to purchase a food item as well.

Umm, what? This is odd to me, especially coming from Southern California where I am surrounded by breweries that don't have a kitchen. What is the logic behind this? Apparently, this applies to all restaurants that serve alcohol. Maybe restaurants are viewed as a family establishment, and they don't want the "bar crowd" hanging around their family-friendly restaurant environment? I'm sure I'll get some comments explaining this, so, moving on....

Once my friend explained she was with me it was no problem, the cashier added the alcohol to my ticket. The food came quickly and let me tell you, they serve some excellent pizza! Their pasta was pretty tasty too. Even if you don't feel like drinking, I highly recommend stopping by to eat. We also ordered 5 beer samplers, which were an awesome deal at $1 each. By the way, if you're hoping for a strong beer, you won't get it at restaurant. Odd state law #2 - beer served on draft cannot exceed 3.2% alcohol by weight (4% by volume). Again, I suspect this is to keep the bar crowd from getting drunk and rowdy at family establishments, but who really knows.

Anyway, we sampled every beer they had from Wasatch Brewery, because with names like Polygamy Porter and Chasing Tail Golden Ale, how can you refuse? Chasing Tail was by far the favorite. And sitting in the enclosed patio, enjoying some pizza and beer and a view of the entrance to Zion... I mean, does life get any better?





After filling up on beer and carbs, we were ready to head back to camp, but I wanted to stop at nearby Zion Brewery and fill up a growler to take with us. Zion Brewery is the only brewery in Southern Utah, and they are also located in Springdale. Since this was a brewery, I figured they would be licensed as a bar and I wouldn't need to purchase food. I was not correct, and begrudgingly purchased the $3 hot pretzels. I had the growler filled with their Foray Pomegranate, a sour beer, and took it back to camp. By the time we got to camp and set up our tent, a light drizzle came in. We spent the evening in the warm humid air, enjoying the rain, drinking beer and playing corn-hole. We finished the growler pretty quick, and reminiscing on that peaceful summer memory makes me wish I could have a cup now...


We didn't see another brewery, or bar, and not many restaurants until we went to Bryce Canyon. As we left Bryce Canyon and headed back to camp, we saw the Outlaw Saloon in the small town of Hatch. We almost passed it, since they don't have a sign on the building, just a sign they place near the side of the road to let people know they're open. We walked in at about 4:45 pm, and since they didn't technically open until 5 pm, we were the first ones there.

This cowboy bar lives up to it's name, you can literally "saddle up" to the bar and have a seat on their saddle bar stools. They had country music playing, pool tables, and a stuffed bear that I wonder how they acquired. We sat on the regular bar stools and ordered cocktails; my friend had the Spiked Sarsaparilla and I had a Calamity Jane Mule, because, you know, it's a cowboy bar. Don't expect to get too tipsy on the cocktails... Odd State Law #3 - cocktails cannot contain more than 1.5 ounces of a single liquor, or 2.5 ounces of mixed liquors. Utah, what are you doing? We still enjoyed the drinks though.




If you want to try something from a Utah distillery, they serve Five Wives Vodka, and I find it very amusing that breweries and distilleries in Utah don't mind poking fun at polygamists. We ordered steaks, which are served "grill you own" style with all the seasonings you can imagine and a large grill in the next room. After a day of hiking in the hot sun, a steak cooked to my liking was just what I needed.

I started talking to the bartender, who told me the Outlaw Saloon is the only bar in the entire county. So, they must get pretty busy, right? Apparently not, the bartender said, "There's only 200 people in this town, and they all go to temple." He also said the Outlaw is only open during the summer tourist season and closes down in the winter. While talking about the stricter state laws Utah has surrounding alcohol, he filled me in on the Zion Curtain law, which thankfully became history in early 2017. Prior to that, restaurants not licensed as a bar had to prepare alcoholic drinks behind a curtain, wall, or frosted glass partition. I guess lawmakers believed a child watching a margarita get made would crave one, and fall into a downward spiral of Satanism and degeneracy? This seems like a massive headache for restaurant owners, and it's great the law has been overturned, but... won't someone think of the impressionable children??

So there you have it, Utah is a great place for hiking and camping, but don't expect to do much barhopping. That's okay, there's always Las Vegas and New Orleans!










Friday, August 31, 2018

Grafton Ghost Town - Utah

Disclaimer - this post does not include any cool hikes or drinking spots. I know, that's what the whole blog is supposed to be about! However, I enjoyed my time in Grafton so much, I felt it deserved an honorable mention. As far as ghost towns go, Grafton has a lot to offer. Hopefully, you'll be inspired to add this stop to your Utah itinerary.


If you take Utah State Route 9 to Zion National Park's south entrance, you'll pass the small town of Rockville on your way in. Rockville has a few bed and breakfast's, a fruit stand, and seemingly not much else... except the gateway to Grafton, a well preserved piece of Utah's wild west history.

The people of Grafton originally settled one mile downstream of it's current location in 1859. In 1862, the nearby Virgin River flooded, and the settlers relocated to Grafton's current location. The new settlement still dealt with periodic flooding, but they also had a limited amount of farming land, making it hard to expand. Most of the settlers relocated to nearby towns around the turn of the century, although a small population remained until Grafton officially became a ghost town in 1945. 

Today, all that is left of Grafton is about 5 buildings and a pioneer cemetery. It's maintained by a volunteer organization, and they have done an excellent job of preserving what is left. It's one of the best kept ghost towns I've been to, and one of the few where you have a chance to walk inside some of the buildings. And if the pictures look vaguely familiar, it's because you may have seen it before - about 5 films were shot in Grafton, the most famous of which being Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

My friend and I stopped by early on a Friday morning in August, and we were the only people there during our visit. There's no gift shop, no tour guides in period clothing, no cowboys putting on a fake shootout. There's desert scenery, lonely buildings, and little else, making this a truly immersive and slightly eerie ghost town experience.

When you drive in, you'll come to a fork in the road and a sign. One direction leads to the cemetery, the other to the ghost town. We stopped at the cemetery first. It's clear the town, and the people who lived there, are remembered and cared for today. Each grave is marked with an intact, legible marker, and silk flowers were left at each headstone. A plaque outside the cemetery mentions a few of the residents and how they passed, a reminder of the expected tragedies settlers regularly faced. Some died from disease, some were murdered, and two children died from an accident on a swing. We walked around for a bit, then got back in the car and headed into town.

A small, well kept pioneer cemetery

Some of the headstones may have been replaced

There isn't much left of the town except a church/school and four homes, but the buildings are in great condition. They have been restored, but not decorated or painted up. The church is closed to visitors, although there are stairs on the side where you can peer in the windows. We were able to walk through a home with only two small rooms, and I felt like I was intruding on someone's personal space, someone who isn't around to tell me to buzz off. We didn't have any "ghostly" experiences, but walking around the abandoned town empty of tourists is definitely an eerie feeling.

Between the cemetery and the town, we spent about an hour in Grafton. Zion National park is only a ten minute drive from Rockville, so it's well worth a stop in Grafton if you are passing through. Please take a note from the locals and volunteers who preserve Grafton and be respectful of the town, so people can continue to enjoy it.

 The church/schoolhouse

One of the larger homes still standing

You can walk inside this small home


If you love history, ghost towns, and the wild west, this is the place for you. Have you been to Grafton, or any other ghost town you loved? Let me know in the comments!



Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Easy Hikes in Zion National Park - The Narrows and Canyon Overlook Trail

Zion National Park is a Southern Utah treasure, offering beautiful sandstone cliffs and canyons, views of the Virgin River, and diverse desert wildlife. It is a must see for outdoor enthusiasts and National Park lovers. Honestly, I can't believe it took me so long to make the trip to Zion, but this red rock desert gem stole my heart and I can't wait to go back. I went in early August, and only had a short time to spend in the park, so I wanted to pack in a few short hikes that would let me see the best parts of the park without being too exhausting, and these two trails delivered!

While there are plenty of hiking options in Zion, the Narrows and Canyon Overlook Trail are great trails for families and hikers of all skill levels. I fully intend to go back and do a follow up to this post with some more challenging hikes - sadly, the Upper Emerald Pool, Kayenta Trail, and Angel's Landing were all closed on my visit due to damage from flash flooding. If a certain trail is on your "must see" list, check current conditions before you go! Now, let's talk about the trails...

The Narrows

The Narrows is a roughly 2.5 mile out and back trail, the last stretch taking you off the trail and through the Virgin River for the best views. Once you hit the Virgin River, you'll be surrounded by canyon walls a thousand feet tall, in a river thirty feet wide at most, making this the narrowest point in Zion. A huge plus with this trail is once you reach the Virgin River, how much further you decide to go is entirely up to you! You can get a few pics and turn right around, or hike several miles in for even better views.

The easiest way to get to the trail is to board the shuttle at the visitor center, and get off at stop 9 for the Temple of Sinawava. The line to board the shuttle at the visitor center can get pretty long in the summer, so get there early. When my friend and I got there around 10 am, the shuttle line looked more like the line for Space Mountain. It did move pretty quickly, and we got to the trail shortly after 11 am.

You'll start at the trail for the Riverside Walk, which follows the Virgin River for 1 mile. This trail is paved and mostly shady, and offers nice views. We saw one deer on the side of the river enjoying her lunch, and plenty of squirrels. We followed the Riverside Walk until the trail gives out and the only way to continue is through the river, which will take you to the Narrows.


View from the Riverside Walk

Damp canyon walls along the Riverside Walk

Because this portion of the hike requires you to go through a river, quick drying water shoes are recommended, but not necessary. I skipped the water shoes and let my hiking boots get soaked which was no problem, the weather was so hot the shoes dried quickly when we got back to camp. I saw several groups who had rented shoes and walking sticks. Not sure what those cost, but I wouldn't say they were necessary, unless you planned to spend your whole day in The Narrows.

Small waterfall going down the canyon

Officially in the Narrows

We only went in about half a mile before turning around, although I'm told the best views are a few miles in. Unfortunately, we saw some clouds rolling in and had been warned of flash floods in the area, so we cut the trail short and headed back. Later that day, we were caught in a huge thunderstorm on our way back to camp. When I told a local we had hiked the Narrows that day, he asked, "Are you crazy?!" I am, but he made his point. If this hike is on your must-do list, it may be best to avoid coming during monsoon season, which lasts from July through August.

Even with cutting the hike short, this trail was a ton of fun and the canyons are gorgeous. I loved that the shaded trail and getting wet in the river kept us relatively cool. The only downside to this trail was the crowds - made it hard to get a good picture!

But I did manage to get one!

Canyon Overlook Trail

The next morning my friend and I went to Canyon Overlook Trail, which I would describe as an easy alternative to Angel's Landing. And since Angel's Landing was closed on our trip, this was the next best option. This trail will give you the chance to take in a panoramic view of the canyon, and if you're lucky, you may be able to spot bighorn sheep climbing through the canyon.

Canyon Overlook Trail is 1 mile round trip, with minimal elevation gain, making it great for all skill levels. The shuttle doesn't go to the trailhead, so you'll have to drive. The parking lot is on the right as soon as you exit the Zion - Mt. Carmel tunnel on Route 9, and it only has ten parking spaces, so arrive early! If the lot is full, there is overflow parking down the road. Once you park, the trail starts at the ranger station directly across the road.

We started this trail around 10 am, and it was getting hot quick. You'll want to bring a hat, sunscreen, and plenty of water for this hike. Thankfully, the trail isn't entirely exposed, and through much of the trip you'll be going through carved out sections of the sandstone canyon walls, offering surprisingly cool and shady spots. One section of the trail requires you to cross a high, narrow bridge, which can create a small challenge for those afraid of heights, but this section is very short.


Nothing sketchy about that rickety bridge...

Looking out from inside the canyon walls

Enjoying a break in the shade

Some parts of the trail offer a handrail, but be careful of the sections that don't. There are a few steep areas where a fall could be very dangerous, especially at the top of the canyon. Once you get to the top, the views are great. Bring binoculars if you're eager to see bighorn sheep!

THIS is the view you have to see!

If you've enjoyed either of these trails, or have another trail in Zion you love, let me know in the comments!





Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Norco, CA - Pumpkin Rock, The Powerhouse, and a Very Patriotic Brewery


Pumpkin Rock

A giant rock, in the hillside of Norco, painted like a glorious grinning pumpkin. Who painted it? I don't know. When did it appear? I don't know. But it's a year round taste of Halloween in my backyard and that's all I need to know.

Pumpkin Rock trail was a favorite of mine when training for Half Dome. It's short, but steep, and will give you a decent workout. It's a fun hike to do at dusk, especially in the summer. From the rock, you can enjoy a cool evening breeze, take in the valley views and watch the sunset.

There are two ways to do this trail; you can park at nearby Pike's Peak Park and follow the trail past the equestrian center for the full 1.7 mile loop, or park on Vandermolen Dr. for the short route. Either way, the trail isn't hard to find, just keep walking toward the giant pumpkin.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

For this visit, I did the short route, and brought my dog along too. My pup loved this trail, but I kept a close eye on her. Although I haven't yet come across snakes on this trail, they are in the area, so I tried to keep her from sticking her nose in bushes and holes. Which was difficult, since that's all she wants to do.
She managed to have fun anyway

I started this hike at 5pm, and finished in about 45 minutes, mostly because I was stopping to take pictures. There is absolutely no shade, so bring sunscreen and plenty of water. I definitely would not recommend starting this trail midday, you will roast. Plus, the lighting is better for pumpkin pictures at sunset!
The Great Pumpkin agrees

View of smoggy SoCal from the top

The Powerhouse

I first heard about the powerhouse years ago, when I joined a group of friends on a night hike trying to find the spooky abandoned powerhouse. We spent a lot of time fumbling in the dark, found nothing, and left doubting it's existence. It was only last year I discovered that not only does it exist, it is incredibly easy to find!

To get there, you will need to park in the residential area near Viceroy Avenue and North Drive. In between the residential homes and the nursery you'll see a dirt road, that's where the trail starts. Follow the trail for just under half a mile. The trail will break off at certain sections, but don't take any turns. Just keep going straight, and you'll get to the powerhouse.

The start of the trail

If you find rocks with graffiti, you're going the right way

Norco is officially known as Horsetown USA (seriously, the sign says so when you drive in), and you will likely see plenty of horse riders along this trail. Which means the trail also has some surprises left behind by the horses, so be careful not to step in them! Like pumpkin rock, this trail has no shade, so bring sunscreen and water. Luckily, the trail is just under a mile round trip, so it is fairly easy.

 View from the front

 Inside the powerhouse

Is that supposed to be a zombie head?

And there you have it, two fairly simple but awesome and rewarding trails!

As for the brewery...

Sons of Liberty Aleworks

Southern California has a lot to offer in way of breweries. My own hometown has several breweries, one only a few blocks away from me. It's easy to get lost among the newest, trendiest breweries constantly popping up in the area, but Sons of Liberty is different. Instead of a trivia night, they host a history lesson on Monday nights. Instead of naming their beers after a current pop cultural reference, they name each beer after a significant person from America's history, and have a handbook that tells you each person's story. And to top it off, their beer is pretty darn good. They've been around since 2012 and picked up some recognition along the way, including being voted the Inland Empire's #1 Microbrewery in 2017.

They also have the coolest beer tap handles I've ever seen

I came in on a Saturday afternoon, tired and sweaty from the hike to the Powerhouse, but no one was turned off by my sweat. Norco is known to have a small town feel you don't find easily in Southern California. People talk to their neighbors, they'll stop to say hello on the trail, I've even had people I do not know wave hello from their yards as I drive past, using Norco as a detour to avoid the freeway getting home. And it is the same inside the brewery, the staff and regulars warm up to you pretty quickly. They asked where I was from, if I had stopped in before, etc. One of the regulars brought us some pretzels and mustard, just because.

We ordered a flight of 10 tasters, to try every beer they currently had on tap. The first 6 came out on a lazy Susan, that I am told was handmade by one of the owners, and I want to know if I can get one for my house! It's pretty nifty.

First round of tasters

I was most eager to try the Betsy Ross, their strawberry hefeweizen. It's tasty enough on it's own, but the owner suggested I try it as a shandy, and gave me a sample mixed with strawberry lemonade. I had never had a shandy, and it was delicious! I came back a few weeks later just for a growler of the Betsy Ross to enjoy during a camping trip. My friend and I both particularly enjoyed the Nathan Hale, a golden stout, and the Henry Knox, a vanilla oatmeal stout. We were also lucky to be able to try their Mayan Chocolate Stout, which I believe is a seasonal beer. Hopefully that one makes a comeback, because it was one of my favorites. When the flight was done, we got seconds of the Nathan Hale.

If you do stop by, I recommend sitting at the bar, you'll make friends with the staff and patrons before you leave. We got to talk to the owner for a while, about the beer, American history, and my friend even got to indulge in a discussion of political philosophy with him. The patriotism behind the brewery is far more than just a theme, everything from the decor to the carefully chosen beer names is an honor to America's heritage, and the beliefs that founded the nation. And even if American history isn't your passion, you should still stop by for a Monday night history lesson, which covers various topics from world history. You can find out the planned topic for the week on their Facebook page.

You'll find this flag in the brewery, and in several local's front lawns


Have you been to any of these hidden treasures in Norco? Let me know in the comments!









Sunday, July 8, 2018

Hiking Half Dome - Everything to Know About Yosemite's Best Day Hike

In my early twenties, I went on a camping trip with three girlfriends to the eastern sierras. We had a borrowed truck, a tent with holes, and we ate out of the same tub of pasta salad for three days (these are the things you do as a young adult to be able to travel).

After two days of hiking around Mammoth, we drove into Yosemite. As we were making our way to the valley, we saw a turnout that had a great view to Half Dome, so we pulled over. Amid the tourists taking photos was a man set up with a telescope, giving people a view of the hikers making their way up the cables of Half Dome. As my friends and I stopped to take a look, this man turned to us and confidently said, "The next time you girls are here, we'll be watching you go up the cables!"

I really had to keep from laughing out loud. Me? Climb Half Dome? Yeah right, dude. You see, I've never considered myself an "active" person. Never participated willingly in gym class, did not own workout clothes, and my idea of a hike was really more of a walk. But that's what this blog is about - turns out you don't have to be a fitness junkee to be a hiker.

On our way out of Yosemite, we stopped to hike Lembert Dome. This was not my idea - I was sore from the previous day's hike, it was getting late in the day, and I had been promised a dinner besides pasta salad that night. I was ready to head out. But, popular vote prevailed, and we started this easy hike that I was not ready for.

Despite only being a three mile hike, I got exhausted quick. Maybe it was the elevation, maybe it was the fact that I hadn't put my body to so much work since band camp, but I was stopping a lot and falling behind the group. I felt so defeated. I decided once I was home from this trip I was never hiking again. But, not wanting to be left in the forest, my feet dragged on. Finally, the trees started to clear and we reached the top of the dome. And when I got to the top and looked around... I was breathless for a whole new reason.

It was stunning. The sun was setting over Yosemite, nothing but trees as far as the eye could see, and I could not believe how much more beautiful the world was on top of this rock than from down in a car. I was sold, hiking was absolutely worth it. I wondered, if the view was so beautiful on top of Lembert Dome, how much more beautiful could it be on top of Half Dome? That was when I decided, I don't care what it takes, I am doing Half Dome.

It took two years of planning and training after that point, but I made it to the top of Half Dome, and I'm going to tell you how. How I got the permit, trained for the hike, and found the motivation to keep going when I thought I couldn't. My brother will be the first to tell you I was the slowest hiker on planet earth that day, but I still made it. Hopefully, after reading this, you'll be inspired to do it too!

Getting a Permit

So first, the least fun part about planning this trip... getting the permit. Unfortunately, you can't just decide to climb Half Dome at a moment's notice, you need a permit to climb the cables to the top. The Half Dome cables are up from roughly late May to early October, and the application period for the permit begins in March (side note - this was the process I followed in 2017, and was still the way permits were issued in 2018. The procedure can change from year to year). The permit to climb the Half Dome cables is one of the most difficult permits to acquire for a day hike in any national park, so I thought out every angle to increase my chances. 

Only 300 people are allowed up the cables per day. You can take up to six people on one permit. When the application period opens in March, you can apply for up to seven days you would be able to climb the cables. After the application period closes, permits are issued through a lottery system, and the lucky applicants will get a permit for one of the days they applied for. The dates with the highest demand tend to be Saturdays and Sundays, between Memorial Day and Labor Day. To increase my odds, I applied for weekdays in September. 

As another way of increasing the chances of getting a permit I asked my brother, who also wanted to go, to apply for a permit as well. When applying, you will need to name one group leader and one alternate leader who must be present to take your group up the cables. Permits are non-transferable, meaning, your great aunt can't apply and give you her permit. Multiple applications in the same name will be disqualified. 

It turns out weekdays in September must be in incredibly low demand because my brother and I both got a permit. Success! If you didn't succeed during the pre-season lottery, all unclaimed permits will be issued during a daily lottery. You can apply two days in advance, and find out if you got a permit the day before the permit is valid. You can apply for a permit during the pre-season and daily lottery here.

Another note - if you only get the permit for the cables, you will have to do the hike in one day. There is the option of splitting the hike into two days by camping in Little Yosemite Valley. If I do Half Dome again, I will probably do this, because Little Yosemite Valley is a quiet, pristine place to camp away from the crowded campsites at the bottom of Yosemite. However, to do this you will need to apply for a wilderness permit, in addition to the permit for the Half Dome cables. You will also have to be in great physical shape, since you'll be backpacking with your campsite.  You can find instructions to apply for a wilderness permit here.

Speaking of planning, while you're getting a permit, you'll also want to...

Get a Campsite

You don't necessarily need to stay in Yosemite to do the Half Dome hike, but I recommend you do, and here's why. Most people start the hike at sunrise. If you have to drive to the valley floor, your looking at a 40 minute to an hour drive from the time you enter the park. Factor in the time to get ready in the morning and drive to the entrance, and you could be looking at a 3 am wake up call. Not sure about all of you but I like my sleep, thank you very much. Not to mention, I guarantee the last thing you will want to do after this hike is drive an hour or more back to camp. We were lucky to be able to walk to the shower after this hike.

Yosemite has plenty of lodging options to chose from. You can reserve a good old-fashioned patch of dirt to pitch a tent, or you can stay a night in the luxurious (I'm assuming it's fancy, based on the cost of a room per night, although I have not been inside) Majestic Yosemite Lodge. We stayed in the Housekeeping Camp, which I would recommend. While not cheap, it's less expensive than the hotel or lodges in Yosemite, and easier to reserve than a campground. 

The "cabins" at Housekeeping camp are three block walls with a tarp as the fourth wall. I'll admit, having the experience of camping without having to set up a tent is pretty nice. Each campsite has a fire pit and a picnic table, and bathrooms within walking distance. Inside the cabin is a bunk bed and full size bed, with a mattress. The cabins also have one electric light and an outlet. Best of all, the cabins were a short walk from the Merced River and a 5 minute drive to the trail head. 

Beautiful views near our campsite

Reservations for any place in Yosemite book up quick for the summer months, so plan early. When I booked the campsite in April, I was getting one of the last few spots available for September. You can view all your Yosemite lodging options here.

Okay, you've got your permit and made reservations. That means it's time to, you guessed it...

Train for the Hike

The Half Dome hike is 16 miles round trip (a lot of sources will say 14... I assure you, it's 16), adding in the 1/2 mile from the parking lot to the trail head, and you need to be ready for a 17 mile hike. Some people are in such good shape, they could roll out of bed tomorrow and do this hike no problem... but not very many people. As mentioned before I am not an athletic or active person, so I started training about a year in advance. 

I prepared by doing about a hike a week, starting out small, then gradually extending the distance I was able to go. In between hikes I did cardio exercises at home, gradually extending the length of the workouts. You will also carry all your food, water and extras on your pack during the hike. So when I was training, I hiked with a full backpack and a gallon of water to get used to the weight.

You will also go up 4800 ft in elevation from the valley floor to the top of the dome, which is no easy feat. Half Dome peaks at 8842 ft in elevation, where the air is thinner. The most demanding part of the hike is also where you will be getting the least amount of oxygen, meaning your body has to do more with less. Aside from the physical exhaustion, altitude sickness can set in quickly at these elevations.

Altitude sickness didn't hit my radar as a real concern, until a few months before the hike. My friend and I were camping and did a shorter hike around Mammoth Lakes. It was so short, I didn't think anything of it. However, we drove from Southern California (practically sea level) to Mammoth and attempted this hike the same day. By the end of this "simple hike", I had to ask my friend to pull over to the side of the road because I was sick. Yeah, not a fun experience. Do yourself a favor and make sure you do a few hikes at higher elevations to prepare for the adjustment. You'll also want to spend a day at higher elevation before starting the Half Dome hike, to give yourself time to adjust.

What to Bring

This is a roughly 12 hour hike, in an area where the weather is subject to change quickly. You will need all your food, water, clothes, and other "just in case" items in one pack. Below is a list of what I would recommend bringing, with links to purchase some of these items on Amazon. All links are affiliate links and I do receive compensation, however, these are all items I myself purchased and would recommend.

- 4 liters of water (this is the recommended amount, but I drank all that and more). My backpack held 2 liters and I brought these collapsible canteens to add 2 more liters:  Survivor Filter Collapsible Canteens (33oz) 2 Pack (2L Total) - with Extra Durable Carabiners and Handles. Squeeze Water through a Filter or Use as Water Bottles. Light and BPA Free.
- A comfortable backpack, I recommend this one on Amazon. It has a water pack, room on the sides for more water, plenty of pockets, and it comfortably distributes the weight. For the price I don't think this backpack can be beat. Teton Sports Oasis 1100 2 Liter Hydration Backpack; Day Pack Perfect for Hiking, Running, Cycling, Biking, Climbing, and Hunting; 2 L Water Bladder Included; Sewn-in Rain Cover; Green
- A windbreaker, the daytime may be warm but a cold storm could roll in. I like this one on Amazon, it has a warm flannel layer inside and is lightweight: Charles River Apparel Women's Front Pocket Classic Pullover - Maroon, Medium
- Plenty of high protein food 
- Hiking shoes with EXCELLENT grip. The cables going up the dome are on a smooth granite rock, and one small slip can be a life threatening fall. DO NOT attempt this hike in tennis shoes. 
- Hiking socks, although not necessary, definitely help protect against blisters. I've made good use of these:YUEDGE Women's 2 Pack Multi Performance Outdoor Sports Hiking Trekking Running Wicking Cushion Cotton Crew Socks(Assortment Purple Green) 
- A first aid kit
- Sunglasses
- Sunscreen
- Hat
- A flashlight, since there's a good chance part of this hike will be in the dark.
- Toilet paper and a Ziploc bag because you will not have access to restrooms for most of the hike, and if you pack it in you need to pack it out.

The Hike Itself

We started the hike around 5 am. Starting this early has a few advantages; it's much cooler, less crowded on the trail, and helps ensure you beat the crowds to the cables. It does mean the trail is pitch black when you set out, so we used flashlights. It was a little spooky, but we did get to the top of Vernal Falls just as the moon was setting, which was a beautiful sight, one of many from that day. We made it to the top of Nevada Falls shortly after sunrise. The steps up the falls are steep and slippery, and you'll feel like you made a huge accomplishment getting to the top of Nevada Falls... but your only about 1/4 of the way to Half Dome.

View from above Nevada Falls
The next few miles took us through Little Yosemite Valley, along the Merced River. Use your water purifier to fill up at the river; this is your only access to water until you pass the river again on your way down. From here on out, the only other people we saw on the trail were hikers making their way to Half Dome.

The Merced River in Little Yosemite Valley
The exit from Little Yosemite Valley into the wilderness marks the halfway point to the top of Half Dome. From here it's a long, gradual incline to the base of the sub dome. You'll feel completely submersed in the wilderness, and it's wonderful. At one point my group stopped for water, and two deer jumped out of the forest and crossed us on the path. We just stood in silence and amazement, watching them hesitantly walk by us and continue on their way. 


This was also the part of the trail that seemed to go on the longest. For most of this part of the hike, you can't see Half Dome, so you really don't know how close you are. A couple times I would turn around a bend, expecting to see the sub-dome, only to see more trees and feel completely discouraged. It may sound cheesy, but at times like this when I felt tired or defeated, I just reminded myself, "You trained for this. You want this. You can do it." That simple mantra helped me push through a lot. Eventually, I was rewarded with the granite steps leading up to Half Dome and a ranger checking permits (the only ranger we saw that day).

For those afraid of heights, the sub-dome will be as much or more of a challenge than climbing the cables. You're above tree line, going up steep steps, with a clear view down to the valley. There are no cables to hold on to. I saw a few people struggling with their fear of heights on this part of the trail. This is not meant to discourage anyone who is afraid of heights from going, most of these people pushed through and finished their hike. If you believe you can do it, you probably can.

Going up the sub-dome

We finally made it to the cables at 11:30 am, although most people who leave at 5 am get to the cables earlier. Luckily, even though we got to the cables a bit late, we didn't face any crowds going up. Choosing a weekday towards the end of the season worked in our favor, but I also think some people called off their hike due to multiple fires burning on the west side of Yosemite. Aside from adding an unfortunate haze to our photos, the fires thankfully didn't affect the hike.

Looking at the cables made me feel a sense of pride, determination, and intimidation. It's hard to get a sense of how tall and steep the cable route is until you're on it. If you struggle with heights, or worry about your safety on the cable route, you can invest in a harness and clip yourself to the cables. At the very least, you will need hiking shoes with excellent grip and rubber coated gloves for this part of the hike. While rare, accidents and deaths do occur on the cable route. Most of these accidents occur during inclement weather. The granite rock becomes incredibly slippery in the rain, and a wet cable is hard to hold onto. If there are clouds ahead, the best bet is to turn around. 

Thankfully, the skies were clear when we arrived, and the summer crowds had calmed down, leaving the cable route pretty open. I went up sans harness (sorry, mom...) and took my time going up, stopping every so often to have a look around. After all, I had been waiting for this day for a long time, and I wanted to savor every minute of it! 


The famous cable route

Soon enough I was on the top of Half Dome, taking in the endless mountains and valleys in every direction. It may be the most breathtaking view North America has to offer. It's windy, quiet, and a peaceful perch to take in the beauty of Yosemite. Much like the Grand Canyon, pictures do not do it justice. You'll want to stay all day, but don't, your hike is only half over. We walked around a bit, got some pictures and headed back down the cables. Check out the Diving Board on top of Half Dome, it's the best view down to the valley, and the best photo op to show everyone how cool you are. Personally, I think stopping to take a photo here is incredibly dangerous, and anyone who does it must be crazy. Also, turns out I'm crazy.

I did it!

View from the top of the world
Once we made it down the cables, an adrenaline rush kicked in. We made it! We conquered the Dome! Woohoo! The hike down through the wilderness and Little Yosemite Valley flew by. This excitement might be why my brother almost stepped on a rattlesnake, not noticing it was directly underfoot. Thankfully the snake rattled then slithered away, but be cautious and aware of your surroundings. Medical help won't come quick if there is an emergency, there aren't rangers nearby and cell service is spotty at best.

Soon enough we were going down the steps of Vernal Falls. The tall granite steps are no fun to climb up, but they won't be your friend coming back down either. This was honestly the worst part of the trail for me. The adrenaline rush was long gone, exhaustion set in, and I was out of water. Bring plenty of water and don't overdo it coming down the trail. Hiking poles would also help on this part of the trail, to reduce the impact on your knees and feet.


The scenery on this hike can't be beat

After a thrilling and exhausting 14 hour day we made it back to camp. I've never been so tired, yet satisfied, in my life. Maybe you've read all the way through this and wonder why the hell anyone would put themselves through that. But I hope that, if you've ever thought about doing this hike and worried about getting in shape, or worried about facing the heights, or just thought it was out of your reach, you feel differently now. I really believe if I'm capable of this hike, anyone can do it with some preparation and determination. And yes - I absolutely plan to do this hike again.

Is this hike on your bucket list? Have you already done it? Leave your thoughts or questions in the comments!